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Wednesday, October 27, 2010
I Can Help Wednesday Because Anthony L. Lewis Knows Best!
Good morning everyone. I am back to work from my two days off. It was a good time I tell you! But life must go on! So what is on your mind? What issues do you face that I can help with?
Ok so here is a question that I pose to you all since I was on someones face book page and they were talking about this conversation.
What would you do if your spouse had to take a certain medication that Totally killed their sex drive?
Also I am going to post the conversations below and let you see how crazy things were going. Hey who else wood do this? I mean I am the Jerry Springer of the internet right? But I will drop the last names from everyone. Ok enjoy and let me know you answer to the question.
Bill: I wanna do it. I ain't do it in like a year. and I fuckin LIVE wit a girl!! I sleep next to her everynight! and if I try to touch her, I get bitch slapped! I NEED SOMEONE THAT WANTS TO DO IT WHENEVER AND WHEREEVER!!! If you know any girls like that, please send 'em my way kthxbai :) 38 minutes ago · * Sandra: Lmfao bill u r crazy... n this is the lyrics to a song... hahahah 35 minutes ago · * Bill: :( 34 minutes ago · * Anthony L. Lewis: Bill you sound like me, I wish my wife would do it with me too :( I have to give her ice cream in order for us to do it once a week. 34 minutes ago · * Sandra: Awww dnt b sad just tell her your just gonna take wat u want and if she don't like it u will make her like it... then bitch smack her...lmfao 30 minutes ago · * Bill: dude I'm not even married but I pretty much am anyways lol. I've been wit my girl since 2005. We used to do it a lot (obviously, I have 2 kids LOL), but ever since the last kid was born (december 29th 2009) she has no desire to want to do... it anymore. I mean, in her defense, she is on lot of medications that pretty much make her have a zero sex drive. but yea i can't take it anymore. i see hot girls every fuckin day and it pisses me off that i can't HIT THAT WIT ANY OF 'EM!!! My girl don't even wanna do it. she said next time she has sex is when she wants another kid in a year or so. I'm like WTF I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG BITCH!! so I tell her I'm gonna find me a girl that just wants to do it since she don't want to. and she says "alright good so then you can leave me alone!!" she also told me that she wants 2 more kids and i was like "the 2 we have now is enough. i don't want anymore". and she was like "well i didn't say they were gonna be YOUR kids!" so I'm like alright cool! I need to find a girl that just wants to fuck cause I mean, I already got kids so if anyone knows any chicks that just want the dick, PLEASE PLEASE send 'em my way cause i seriously can't take this shit anymore. ;)See More 29 minutes ago · * Yusufu: That's called rape! Lol 29 minutes ago · * Anthony L. Lewis: Hey Bill you are starting to sound like Shakeem minus the kids and having a girl thing lol! 24 minutes ago · * Andrew: Wow.. What a trashy conversation.. 23 minutes ago · * Anthony L. Lewis: But man your situation is why there is a such of a organization called Prostitution. Just ride down Green Wood in Trenton or Perry st. You will be bound to see one or two walking up and down the street. 22 minutes ago · * Bill: "I won't spend no nickle on no ass i don't even want you stankin bitches THINKIN bout my cash!!" lyrics from one of my favorite songs ;) nah for real though, I will never spend no cash on no ass. that's just ridiculous. I need a girl that just wants THE DICK. no money. JUST DICK. cause i'll give it to her. cause a guy has needs. not wants, but NEEDS, and i'm sure girls do too. so i needa find me a girl that just wants dick and no money ;) 20 minutes ago · *
* Sandra: Wow this is a trashy conversation I like it lol keep it goin.... 16 minutes ago · * Bill: i'm da king of trash. 15 minutes ago · * Sandra: @ant u know u still gettin some bill sounds like he ain't gettin nada 15 minutes ago · * Anthony L. Lewis: Hmmm well believe me they are out there but just trying to find one that will fall out of the sky or asking people to find one for you, well you might as well save up a few nickles and get a prostitute for the night. 14 minutes ago · * Anthony L. Lewis: Hey I am the Jerry King of the internet! 13 minutes ago · * Anthony L. Lewis: And Sandy I really don't get it as much as people think. I know, I know, you and ALL the other woman looks at my pictures and say to yourself or say to other ladies, {DAMN only if he was my man! I would give it to him Every Night} Well unfortunately my wife's sex drive is not that high. 10 minutes ago · * Bill: sooner or later i'm just gonna accept the fact that I'm a 28 year old man with a 50 year old hair line and i'm just never gonna get to fuck another girl ever again for the rest of my life. i know if i wait, my girl will give it up (eventua...lly) but this wait is killin me. i feel like choppin my nuts off or some shit LOL. bout to go get a vasectomy lol it's only 10 bucks through my UPS insuarnce ;) i'm seriously addicted to sex. i think i'm addicted to sex. i have a problem. everytime i see hot girls, it's all i think about is sex. i know it's prolly gonna get me in trouble one day that's why i needa either kill myself or cut my shit off or somethin. life sucks. (yea i know i have problems LOL )
Anthony L. Lewis: Well Bill sorry to tell you this but I had a vasectomy almost five years ago and it Will Not change your sexual urges! Well maybe that same day of the operation but after the first like three days you will be trying to get it in again! 2 minutes ago ·
Ant Pete had diabetes and for the last 2 yrs of our rrelations we had no sex.... will NEVER EVER do that again
Question..... why do MEN wear skinny jeans and/or capri's? They are womens clothes..... men look gay in them...please give me an answer! And that was my public service announcement!!
Hey I was at lunch but how is everyone? Angel congratulations once again and Kerrie I don't think I am being boycotted just people are losing interst. I just have to come up with a good idea to keep people tuned in. I am working on it but I was taking some personal time away the past two days.
Now the skinny jeans thing, well some men are gay and hey it's just a style. It is becoming more popular and for any trend there are people who like that trend whether its a few people or a lot. Just look at Mohawks. Look how popular they are now. Would I wear one? Well probably not but that's not to say that I don't think that they look like a good fit on some people.
But if that situation happen to me I don't think that I could stay with that person any longer. She would have to get some new medication or so other medication to combine with the previous one so that her sex drive would increase.
I really have to take my hat off to woman because for some reason You People have the ability to tolerate the Crazies things! Like even speaking about my own wife. I have to give that woman some credit for being with me and not let it bother her or not letting it show that it bothers her that I go out as much as I do without her and come home so late. I mean don't get me wrong I do thank her because she could be one of the woman that never lets me go out but if I was her I wouldn't want me to stay out so late.
And here is the continuation of that face book topic from earlier.
Bill: oh jeez lol =/ 3 hours ago ·
Shakeem: Wow, this thing went on this long and I didn't notice? Ant I should kill you twice for that statement. Bill if you pick that wardrobe up a little I can hook you up some black chicks that love white guys about an hour ago ·
Anthony L. Lewis: LOL!!! Come on Shakeem you know I love you man! :)
I think woman tolerate more. Once a woman loves you, it is almost too easy to walk all over her if you really wanted to. But a guy is not having it and that is why woman become the best cheaters because they Have to be on their P's&Q's!
Lolol....Anthony I said Pete and I did not have sex!! It should have been a sign..... but it will never happen again!!! Although, I am no longer having any sex:(
So I am still up watching tv. Why am I not tired? I feel like Super Man right now. You know as if I am on another level from everyone else. Like I am the Ultimate Stage In Evolution!
lol....thanks...Tina will be very very happy!
ReplyDeleteHey anything that I can do for you Kerrie just let me know and I will be sure to put a :) on your face.
ReplyDeleteBut now you do know that she might be online playing with Bob lol!
ReplyDeleteOk so here is a question that I pose to you all since I was on someones face book page and they were talking about this conversation.
ReplyDeleteWhat would you do if your spouse had to take a certain medication that Totally killed their sex drive?
Also I am going to post the conversations below and let you see how crazy things were going. Hey who else wood do this? I mean I am the Jerry Springer of the internet right? But I will drop the last names from everyone. Ok enjoy and let me know you answer to the question.
Bill: I wanna do it. I ain't do it in like a year. and I fuckin LIVE wit a girl!! I sleep next to her everynight! and if I try to touch her, I get bitch slapped! I NEED SOMEONE THAT WANTS TO DO IT WHENEVER AND WHEREEVER!!! If you know any girls like that, please send 'em my way kthxbai :)
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Sandra: Lmfao bill u r crazy... n this is the lyrics to a song... hahahah
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Bill: :(
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Anthony L. Lewis: Bill you sound like me, I wish my wife would do it with me too :( I have to give her ice cream in order for us to do it once a week.
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Sandra: Awww dnt b sad just tell her your just gonna take wat u want and if she don't like it u will make her like it... then bitch smack her...lmfao
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Bill: dude I'm not even married but I pretty much am anyways lol. I've been wit my girl since 2005. We used to do it a lot (obviously, I have 2 kids LOL), but ever since the last kid was born (december 29th 2009) she has no desire to want to do... it anymore. I mean, in her defense, she is on lot of medications that pretty much make her have a zero sex drive. but yea i can't take it anymore. i see hot girls every fuckin day and it pisses me off that i can't HIT THAT WIT ANY OF 'EM!!! My girl don't even wanna do it. she said next time she has sex is when she wants another kid in a year or so. I'm like WTF I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG BITCH!! so I tell her I'm gonna find me a girl that just wants to do it since she don't want to. and she says "alright good so then you can leave me alone!!" she also told me that she wants 2 more kids and i was like "the 2 we have now is enough. i don't want anymore". and she was like "well i didn't say they were gonna be YOUR kids!" so I'm like alright cool! I need to find a girl that just wants to fuck cause I mean, I already got kids so if anyone knows any chicks that just want the dick, PLEASE PLEASE send 'em my way cause i seriously can't take this shit anymore. ;)See More
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Yusufu: That's called rape! Lol
29 minutes ago ·
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Anthony L. Lewis: Hey Bill you are starting to sound like Shakeem minus the kids and having a girl thing lol!
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Andrew: Wow.. What a trashy conversation..
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Anthony L. Lewis: But man your situation is why there is a such of a organization called Prostitution. Just ride down Green Wood in Trenton or Perry st. You will be bound to see one or two walking up and down the street.
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Bill: "I won't spend no nickle on no ass i don't even want you stankin bitches THINKIN bout my cash!!" lyrics from one of my favorite songs ;) nah for real though, I will never spend no cash on no ass. that's just ridiculous. I need a girl that just wants THE DICK. no money. JUST DICK. cause i'll give it to her. cause a guy has needs. not wants, but NEEDS, and i'm sure girls do too. so i needa find me a girl that just wants dick and no money ;)
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ReplyDeleteSandra: Wow this is a trashy conversation I like it lol keep it goin....
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Bill: i'm da king of trash.
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Sandra: @ant u know u still gettin some bill sounds like he ain't gettin nada
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Anthony L. Lewis: Hmmm well believe me they are out there but just trying to find one that will fall out of the sky or asking people to find one for you, well you might as well save up a few nickles and get a prostitute for the night.
14 minutes ago ·
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Anthony L. Lewis: Hey I am the Jerry King of the internet!
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Anthony L. Lewis: And Sandy I really don't get it as much as people think. I know, I know, you and ALL the other woman looks at my pictures and say to yourself or say to other ladies, {DAMN only if he was my man! I would give it to him Every Night} Well unfortunately my wife's sex drive is not that high.
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Bill: sooner or later i'm just gonna accept the fact that I'm a 28 year old man with a 50 year old hair line and i'm just never gonna get to fuck another girl ever again for the rest of my life. i know if i wait, my girl will give it up (eventua...lly) but this wait is killin me. i feel like choppin my nuts off or some shit LOL. bout to go get a vasectomy lol it's only 10 bucks through my UPS insuarnce ;) i'm seriously addicted to sex. i think i'm addicted to sex. i have a problem. everytime i see hot girls, it's all i think about is sex. i know it's prolly gonna get me in trouble one day that's why i needa either kill myself or cut my shit off or somethin. life sucks. (yea i know i have problems LOL )
Anthony L. Lewis: Well Bill sorry to tell you this but I had a vasectomy almost five years ago and it Will Not change your sexual urges! Well maybe that same day of the operation but after the first like three days you will be trying to get it in again!
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Ant Pete had diabetes and for the last 2 yrs of our rrelations we had no sex.... will NEVER EVER do that again
ReplyDeleteQuestion..... why do MEN wear skinny jeans and/or capri's? They are womens clothes..... men look gay in them...please give me an answer! And that was my public service announcement!!
Ant maybe your wife needs to talk to Bill, and tell him from the recievers end that it just as good as ever!
ReplyDeleteWTH.
ReplyDeleteDude's girlfriend should sew her stuff shut after reading that mess. I can see why she's not giving it up...lol
Well Ant again.... just us!! Are people boycotting you?
ReplyDeleteSorry HI Angel!!!
ReplyDeleteHey I was at lunch but how is everyone? Angel congratulations once again and Kerrie I don't think I am being boycotted just people are losing interst. I just have to come up with a good idea to keep people tuned in. I am working on it but I was taking some personal time away the past two days.
ReplyDeleteNow the skinny jeans thing, well some men are gay and hey it's just a style. It is becoming more popular and for any trend there are people who like that trend whether its a few people or a lot. Just look at Mohawks. Look how popular they are now. Would I wear one? Well probably not but that's not to say that I don't think that they look like a good fit on some people.
ReplyDeleteOkay I respect that! The boycott was a joke just cause Anon has not come here lately!
ReplyDeleteBut if that situation happen to me I don't think that I could stay with that person any longer. She would have to get some new medication or so other medication to combine with the previous one so that her sex drive would increase.
ReplyDeleteAnd Kerrie I DON'T KNOW HOW you stayed with that man for T*W*O* YEARS - and didn't have sex!!! You should of known something was wrong then!
ReplyDeleteI really have to take my hat off to woman because for some reason You People have the ability to tolerate the Crazies things! Like even speaking about my own wife. I have to give that woman some credit for being with me and not let it bother her or not letting it show that it bothers her that I go out as much as I do without her and come home so late. I mean don't get me wrong I do thank her because she could be one of the woman that never lets me go out but if I was her I wouldn't want me to stay out so late.
ReplyDeleteAnd here is the continuation of that face book topic from earlier.
ReplyDeleteBill: oh jeez lol =/
3 hours ago ·
Shakeem: Wow, this thing went on this long and I didn't notice? Ant I should kill you twice for that statement. Bill if you pick that wardrobe up a little I can hook you up some black chicks that love white guys
about an hour ago ·
Anthony L. Lewis: LOL!!! Come on Shakeem you know I love you man! :)
Your wife has a gift Anthony. Cuz I can tolerate all of about two seconds of crazy...lol I think dudes tolerate more stuff than women do tho.
ReplyDeleteI think woman tolerate more. Once a woman loves you, it is almost too easy to walk all over her if you really wanted to. But a guy is not having it and that is why woman become the best cheaters because they Have to be on their P's&Q's!
ReplyDeleteLolol....Anthony I said Pete and I did not have sex!! It should have been a sign..... but it will never happen again!!! Although, I am no longer having any sex:(
ReplyDeleteKerrie why don't you call on the Hammer? ;)
ReplyDeleteSo I am still up watching tv. Why am I not tired? I feel like Super Man right now. You know as if I am on another level from everyone else. Like I am the Ultimate Stage In Evolution!
ReplyDeleteAnthony....NEVER...it is now a mattwer of principle...he denied it, so I deny him!
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